Monday, February 17, 2025

Session 94 – “It’s Frank”

 

Alternative titles

  • “I’d totally love to touch that rock”

  • “Dwarf and a hippie step out of a forest”

  • “I am the shadow”

  • “Touching grass is not enough, I have to hit rock bottom”

  • “There is a four digit number of butterflies in your vision”

  • “Mount a butterfly and ride into chaos”

  • “A black hole is basically a tie”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

XP

  • Not yet handed out

Treasures

  • 1 silver chain

  • 15 GP

Summary

  • Discovered a serpent that was eating itself

    • “Killing” it caused the pieces to grow new heads

  • Discovered a camp site of humans

    • Yellow/white robes

    • Big stone in camp

    • Masons carved the symbol of the empire into the stone

    • Approached the camp

    • “Greeted” by humans

    • Led by Sir Aravin

    • Came from the borderlands keep

    • Basically friendly

    • Heard Aravans version of the attack on their camp

  • Followed tracks to search for the attackers of the camp

    • Ventured into the cursed forest

    • Encountered six centaurs

    • They were following the attackers of the human camp, but had lost them

    • Joined the centaurs to search for the attackers

    • Ryan makes a friend amongst the centaurs: Yuticus

  • Follow tracks and find five robed figures

    • Black/purple robes

    • Assumed we had the upper hand and started to attack

    • They were five undead spellcasters, so this was a bad idea

    • Defeated the spellcasters in combat

    • Dernard explored more of the options of the wand of random things

  • Followed more tracks

    • Discovered a crack in a crag

    • Assumed the undead had been heading here

    • Session ended here

 

Monday, February 10, 2025

Session 93 – “Disclaimer: May contains beavers”

 

Alternative titles

  • “Ferad-Ale”

  • “It’s not a red ale, it’s a Fred ale”

  • “The fellowship of the pot”

  • “Mudonna”

  • “We got gold … potentially … maybe”

  • “I can’t see any way the cloud would be beneficial for us”

  • “There’s shackles, there’s beavers, there’s soup”

  • “That sounds very dangerous … lets to there”

  • “There is so much denial going on today”

  • “Fuck escapism, it’s plain old denial”

  • “Autopsy of a centaur”

The party

  • Bob (human cleric)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

XP

  • 91

Treasures

  • 300 GP

Summary

  • Went on a trip to the north

    • Searching for the silver princess

    • Accompanied by Theandra

    • Delf and Araxis stayed at Shackle keep

  • Encountered Feradic again

    • He now wants to become a leprechaun

    • He lost his pot of gold

    • We helped him get his pot back from some mud people

    • We got to keep the gold though

  • Discovered an ominously evil cloud

    • Saw it attack a crow mid flight

    • Found a wounded elf woman named Velin

    • She told us about people from the south that came here

    • They build a shrine and fought over it

    • Seems they caused something that is responsible for the cloud and other bad things

      • Dead animals everywhere

      • Things seem to lose colour and die

    • Started to head towards the shrine

  • “Centaurs” attacked us at night

    • Initially Velin said they are friendly

    • But seems they were overtaken by some parasitic plants

  • Discovered a healthy tree in a clearing (the surrounding woods were sickly)

    • Tried to inspect the tree

    • Surprise: It’s evil and attacked

    • We burned it down and moved on

  • Continued towards the shrine

    • Discovered some armoured men in yellow/white tunics

    • We had seen such people back at the borderlands keep

    • We hadn’t approached them yet

    • Session ended here

 

Session 95 – “I like caves … but this one tried to eat us”

Alternative titles “I hate Frank” “Bring forth the beavers of doom” “Demon … DM … same root” “Just the meat room” “Hobgoblins, S...