Sunday, September 13, 2026

Session 153 – “Stag night”

 

Alternative titles

  • “Nigel is a snack”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • Not yet decided

Treasures

  • None

Summary

  • Left the site of the ambush

    • A white stag approached our camp at night

    • Apparently just wante
      d something to eat

  • Examined the parchment

    • Elvish writing plus a map

    • “Testimony of ...”

    • “Spot is final ... of Beregan the coward”

    • “Stole keys to sacret/secret library ... binder of books and demons”

    • Map showed

      • Five columns in a pentagram

      • A hill in North-east with an opening, labelled “Final hiding place of Beragan ...”

  • Next morning stag leaves to east

    • We follow

    • Mid afternoon it took a nap

    • We camp nearby

    • From top of tree saw a clearing nearby

  • Next day went to the clearing

    • Stone slab in centre

    • More stones around it

    • We assume it’s one of the pillars of the map

  • We try to go North

    • Encounter the stag again

    • It blocks our path

  • Head East

    • Stag doesn’t block this route

    • Find some stones in the woods

    • Presumably another pillar

  • Try to see if we can find more stones, but fail to do so

  • Head north where we suspect the hill is

    • Find the hill and an opening

    • Large footprints nearby

    • Old statue of a stone in the shrubs near the entrance

  • Search for alternative entrance into hill

    • Find one on the opposite side

    • Inside is a flooded area that sparkles

    • Find a skeleton buried in sand

    • Throw some meat inside and pull it back

    • Something looks wrong with the meat, but we can’t say what

  • Build a raft to cross the water

    • Manage to reach the other side

    • Something in the water attacks Dan and Dernard as we are about to leave

  • Escape from the flooded area deeper into the hill

Session 152 – “A berry/beary good outcome”

 

Alternative titles

  • “Someone will hear that you looked at those elvish girls”

  • “”XXX: Axe of executing the ex-living”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 42

Treasures

  • 120 GP

Summary

  • Looked from top of a tree to surrounding areas

    • Lake to North

    • Large stone column in West

    • Large blood red tree West-south-west

    • Smoke close in the North

  • Went to smoke

    • Remains of camp site

    • Decided not to pursue

  • Went to tree

    • Red stream of water originating from tree

    • Met a few strange elves

    • Offered them berries and they invited us into the tree

    • Might be fay

    • Met their elder

    • Didn’t like that we were there

    • Asked us to leave and lead nobody to them

    • We left, afterwards the tree couldn’t be seen any more

  • Went to column

    • In reality a very tall statue (only the head) of a dwarf

    • Inesh climbed on top and looked around

    • Some magic allowed her to see more then she should be able to

      • Lake to the north

      • The red tree was visible to her

      • Mountains in the South

      • Centaurs in the South

      • A group of five men from the Empire in the North-east

        • Presumable from the camp site we had encountered

      • A panther creature in a tree North-West

      • A dead creature (head of crow with black wings) in the North-East

    • Decided to ambush the Empire people

      • Youngest of them escaped, four others dead

      • Found a parchment amongst them

Friday, September 4, 2026

Session 151 – “The tree-ty”

 

Alternative titles

  • “Mercenaries & Midwives”

  • “The real treasure was the trea
    sure we found along the way”

  • “We are Dans teenage trauma”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

  • Sweeney (halfling fighter/thief)

XP

  • 0

Treasures

  • 1 GP

  • Cursed chime

Summary

  • Headed towards spider elves

  • Encountered tree with chimes and skulls

    • Aelorya acquired one of the chimes

  • Met the spider elves

    • Still around and happy to see us

    • Might help in the conflict with the empire

    • Mentioned the “Cave of Tokan” after asking about the lost cavern

      • Somewhere “Between North and South”

      • So presumably somewhere in the mountains

  • Headed further West

  • Found weird trees (twisted trunks; tiny leaves) and double headed squirrels

    • Found an old well

    • Found purple trees

    • Trees talked and moved

    • “Tree riders” stepped out of them

    • Don’t like the empire (after we told them about the empire burning trees)

    • Want us to stop them

    • Mentioned the “mother of beasts”

      • Older than the trees and evil

    • We asked about the chime

      • They didn’t like it and it seems to be evil/cursed

 

Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Session 150 – “Boomza! Our new safeword”

 

Alternative titles

  • “He was a bimbo, but now he is the bosses husband”

  • “Druid Guevara”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 2

Treasures

  • None

Summary

  • Saw some fire in the woods

    • Approached it and encountered soldiers of the Empire

    • They had killed some centaurs

    • We started a small fight and then fled because they were too many

  • Hammer found in last session shattered

    • A red stone fell out of it

  • Visited Aeloryas tribe

    • They were not happy with Aelorya joining us

  • Visited the witches

    • Unhappy they weren’t invited to Dans wedding

  • Tried to talk to dragon

    • Dragon was gone (including the treasure)

  • Visited the Nixies

    • They agreed to stay vigilant

  • Came up with the idea to restore the barrier

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Session 149 – “The great shovel VS spade debate”

 


The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 966

Treasures

  • Gold

  • Copper bell

  • Copper necklace with gemstones

  • War hammer (magical?)

  • Magic book (divine)

  • Gemstones (rubies, diamonds)

Summary

  • Failed to solve the twelve doors puzzle

    • Opened one after another until we had all the treasure

    • And until another passage opened

  • Followed passage

    • Found room with a sarcophagus and six statues

    • Accidental fireball demolished the room

    • Acid-filled undead came out of sarcophagus

    • Used the slime that had been stored in the statues to destroy the undead

  • Followed a hidden passage under the sarcophagus

    • Found another room with a sarcophagus

    • Killed the undead and found lots of treasure

Tuesday, July 21, 2026

Session 148 – “The maggot-fall”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Puzzles are the banana slugs of D&D”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 384

Treasures

  • Gold and platinum coins

  • Jewels

Summary

  • Continued down corridor

    • Fought a figure who stepped out of a wall painting

    • Attacking the painting on the wall helped defeat the being

  • Found a triangular room

    • With some apparent hidden door and a pedestal

  • Corridor turned back and went further downs

    • Ground turned to sand

    • Found some undead in the sand, too many to kill

    • Crossed the sand via rope

  • Reached another chasm

    • Noticed above our heads the original bridge

    • Another corridor on other side

    • Used ropes to go downwards the chasm to another area below

  • Entered corridor and reached a crystal wall

    • Apparently full of maggots behind it

  • Went up/down the chasm to avoid undead that had come after us

    • Reached other side of chasm

    • Another triangular room

    • A sealed off area (via crystal walls)

    • Apparently filled with acid on the other side (like some undead were leaking)

  • Shattered the original crystal wall via arrow shot from distance

    • Set the flood of maggots on fire

  • Continued the passage

    • Found a room with two statues

    • One of a dwarven man in an aggressive position

    • One of a dwarven woman holding a cornucopia full of treasure, food and other goodies

  • Continued into a room with twelve doors

    • Large carving on ground (depicting the same figure we had seen throughout this dungeon)

      • Some silhouette behind the figure

    • Image on our entry door showed six dwarven woman and five dwarven men

    • Assumed that behind six doors would be treasures and behind five would be combat

    • Door twelve was the one we entered through

    • Found two of the treasure doors, and one of the combat doors

 

Friday, July 17, 2026

Session 147 – “Widdling while walking”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Everyone is Aelorya”

  • “Doad the dude”

  • “The staff of staffiness”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 40

Treasures

  • Magic axe

Summary

  • Solved the door riddle by shining sunlight and moonlight on it

  • Found a corpse on the other side

    • Picked up an axe head that Aelorya attached a handle to (it’s a magic axe)

  • The way split into the “Path of sons” and the “Path of daughters”

    • Of course we obeyed and split by genders

  • Found a pentagonal and a hexagonal room respectively

    • Both had pedestals

    • Nothing of interest, so we moved on

    • Behind us some walls opened up and we were followed

  • Reached an ornate hallway (where both groups met up again)

    • Fought a group of undead dwarves that had followed us

    • Had some weird maggots in them that tried to bury into some peoples skins

 

Session 153 – “Stag night”

  Alternative titles “Nigel is a snack” The party Dan (human ranger) Dernard (human magic user) Inesh (human thief) Ryan (half...