Friday, June 5, 2026

Session 143 – “I want to believe in a magic bucket”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Banana Slug of Salty Doom”

  • “Reptile Pimps”

  • “Make like a bucket”

  • “Equal opportunity doesn’t exclude abuse”

  • “Digging is hard if it’s a lake”

  • “Lets give killing the god a try”

  • “Treasure peninsula”

  • “You don’t mess with being a reptile pervert”

  • “Bagging a broad”

  • “Mount her and bag her”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

  • Sweeney (halfling fighter/thief)

XP

  • Not yet decided

Treasures

  • 1300 SP, 890 GP, 110 PP

  • Spell scroll (magic user)

  • Spell scroll (cleric)

  • Boots (magical?)

  • Horn (magical?)

  • Gold ring

  • Silver ring

  • Jewelled Bracelet

  • Ruby Ring

  • Various smaller stuff

  • Potions

Summary

  • Sounds at night lead us to a drainage system

    • A series of buckets that went via a tunnel underground to keep the dungeon dry

    • Manned my undead operating a crank

    • Climbed down the tunnel to second layer of dungeon

  • Started to explored and discovered the hatchery

    • Thousands of eggs, that were about to hatch

    • Managed to get out of a stand-off with lizard folk by threatening the eggs

  • Continued and found a huge cave with a boat

    • Expected this to be the cave of the reptile god

    • Used the boat to cross the cave

    • Escaped the indoor spell of the reptile god and swam to the island

    • Started fighting

    • Had to free some of our allies from some form of charm effect that kept them parallelised

    • Others tried to pull a bag over the reptile god, so she couldn’t use that effect again

    • Managed to kill her in the end

  • Found lots of treasure (see list above)

  • Escaped the dungeon

    • Destroyed the dyke and the drainage system to flood the dungeon

    • Returned to Orlein

    • People who had turned now had reverted to normal

    • Everything seems to have worked out fine

 

Monday, May 25, 2026

Session 142 – “Reverse Ratatouille”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Reptile gods and rat friends”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

XP

  • 37

Treasures

  • None

Summary

  • Found a room with an altar

    • Fought an undead and a priest

    • Found 6 keys on the priest

    • Found a hidden passage behind the altar

      • Switch hidden on statue on altar

  • Followed passage into a huge cave

    • Saw a huge stash of treasure

    • Saw a huge snake creature with a woman’s head

    • Discussed fighting it but decided against

    • Smart decision, this turned out to be the god of this reptile cult

  • Found prison cells

    • 4 of the keys used to enter the room and to open the cells

    • Told us more about what had happened to them

    • Known cultists: Constable, Carpenter parents

  • Decided to lead the prisoners out of the caves

    • Encountered our rat friends

    • Bribed them with food and they let us pass

    • Left via the harpy den

  • Returned to the swamp

    • Gave the prisoners some weapons (thank you Nigel)

    • Gave them instructions how to return to Orlein

Monday, May 11, 2026

Session 141 – “Team Mayor”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Ever skinned a reptile? Axe body spray!”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 68

Treasures

  • None

Summary

  • Had left the dungeon and camped

    • Noticed some travellers through the swamp at night

    • Lizardmen with two humans (mayor and priestess of Orlein)

    • Attacked them before they could enter the dungeon

    • Captured both humans

    • Interrogated them

    • Both claimed the other one was working with the lizardmen

    • Based on prior information, the priestess seemed to be the one lying

  • Next morning approached the dungeon and heard mutterings

    • Assumed an ambush and entered via the harpy den

    • Scouted the entrance where we confirmed an ambush

    • Lizardmen as well as humans

  • Ventured deeper into the dungeon

    • Assuming not many lizardmen would be here now

    • Killed a lizardman to get the boat

  • Eventually found the den of the lizardmen

    • Many sleeping ones

    • Played around with the idea of attacking them in their sleep

    • Couldn’t come up with a plan that would backfire

  • Ventured and found stairs down into the second level of the dungeon

  • Eventually found actually built rooms

    • Defeated an undead that seemed only to be killable by magic

  • Session ended here

Monday, May 4, 2026

Session 140 – “Fish?”

 

Alternative titles

  • “Dan – Skeleton slayer”

  • “Elf on a shelf”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 255

Treasures

  • Jewellery from harpees nest

  • 30 GP, 80 SP

Summary

  • Returned to the dungeon

  • Encountered a bunch of skeletons

  • Found a strange room with a pool full of small fish

    • Did seem harmless and didn’t really react to anything

  • Found a door marked with an X

    • Apparently a warning from the harpee that had her den in the rooms behind

    • Defeated the harpee and found some jewellery in her nest

  • Crossed a crocodile filled cave

  • Found a small cave with a pool, full of skeletons

    • They were lying around, to be save we just left this place alone

  • Encountered some more lizard folk

    • They fled, we decided not to pursue, in case they had allies

  • Some encounters with a snake and a giant weasel

  • Left the dungeon

 

Saturday, May 2, 2026

Session 139 – “Food diplomacy”

Alternative titles

  • “I ready the kraken kibble”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 62

Treasures

  • Green figurine

Summary

  • Started to explore the dungeon

  • Met some villagers that Inesh recognised

    • They mentioned “Explitica”, who might be the leader of their group

    • In the end they got killed

  • Met some rats that Aelorya conversed with

    • Warned us about the mud

  • Continued exploring

    • Met more villagers (some dead now, some escaped)

    • Met some lizard people (dead now)

    • Encountered some frog monsters hiding in mud

  • Decided to retreat for now from the dungeon

Monday, April 27, 2026

Session 138 – “Plan by 8:00, failure by 9:00”

 

Alternative titles

  • “Is this a plan?”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

XP

  • 39

Treasures

  • None

Summary

  • Returned to the farm

  • Next day

    • Learned that the jeweller had gone missing

    • Met two knights from the silver princess

    • Hatched a plan to use the knights as bait

    • Noticed some people leave the temple at night

    • Started to follow them

  • Followed tracks for a few days, eventually reaching a swamp

    • Had some encounters with a bear, some mosquito bats, and giant leeches

    • Reached a dyke

    • Found a hole with a staircase downwards

    • Started to descend

Monday, April 20, 2026

Session 137 – “Lets do this... but I’d appreciate if you not call this a plan”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Gravitational field of the temple”

  • “Valis rising”

  • “Valis fondles the wall”

  • “Whitespace portals”

  • “Charades”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

XP

  • 89

Treasures

  • None

Summary

  • Approached temple

    • Setup the elves to guard the outside

  • Encountered a guard with two wolves patrolling the ground

    • Planed a lot but in the end just killed the guard and alarmed everybody

    • Valis fled from the wolves and found a secret door into the temple

    • The rest of us hid but got stuck on the temple roof

    • Used the ferret to inform our elven buddies to cause a commotion

    • Used the commotion to leave the roof and follow Valis

  • Traversed the ground floor until we found a way upstairs

  • Found a room with a bunch of skeletons that almost killed us

  • Found a torture room where some minions (no idea what they were) attacked us

    • We miraculously didn’t die

  • Continued and encountered the cleric Abrama

    • According to Inesh a good guy

    • But he attacked us and we killed him

    • Tricked some of Abramas buddies that were following him and killed them in an ambush

  • Found the hidden temple room

    • A bunch of snake and reptile statues

    • One statue of a snake with a womans head

    • Broke the jade statue

    • Found a trap door down into the sleeping quarters of the priestess we had met before

    • Fled the temple because we were in a really bad shape

  • Progress?

    • Well, at least we didn’t die

 

Session 143 – “I want to believe in a magic bucket”

  Alternative titles “Banana Slug of Salty Doom” “Reptile Pimps” “Make like a bucket” “Equal opportunity doesn’t exclude abuse” ...