Alternative titles
“I still have the love potion, this is the big wild card”
“I put the baguette where the sun doesn’t shine”
“I’ll chug this, then I can handle you people”
“I awake on the slightest taste of vinegar”
“The Reichs-willow”
“’You said oak!’ ‘No, you said oak’’ ‘No you…’”
“Do willows grow in f***ing France?”
“Perigon hohoho (french laughter)”
“’Are we doing a home invasion?’ asks Valis hopefully”
“Shackle Brie”
“By the advanced technique of ‘asking’ you get a reply”
“Do people kiss when they stand under the cow heart?”
“Dan the lion – Dandelion”
“Dernard spills the beans”
“Nigel doesn’t need the gold”
The party
Aelorya (elven druid)
Dan (human ranger)
Dernard (human magic user)
Inesh (human thief)
Nigel (dwarven fighter)
Ryan (half-elven thief)
Sweeney (halfling fighter/thief)
Valis (elven fighter)
XP
0
Treasures
None
Summary
Dan and Isadora ride ahead to get help
We run away and stay the night at a farm house
Have a short skirmish with the inquisition in a town
Manage to reach the Amber mansion together with Dan
Apparently he and Isadora stayed the night at a nice bed and breakfast instead of getting help
Knocked and entered the Amber mansion
Met Jacques duke of Amber, head of the household
Didn’t believe our story
The duchess has the head of a duck, and there is a guy with the head of a badger
Jacques invited Valis to fight the beast the Ambers had captured as a wager
Beast has many snake like heads
