Friday, June 5, 2026

Session 143 – “I want to believe in a magic bucket”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Banana Slug of Salty Doom”

  • “Reptile Pimps”

  • “Make like a bucket”

  • “Equal opportunity doesn’t exclude abuse”

  • “Digging is hard if it’s a lake”

  • “Lets give killing the god a try”

  • “Treasure peninsula”

  • “You don’t mess with being a reptile pervert”

  • “Bagging a broad”

  • “Mount her and bag her”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

  • Sweeney (halfling fighter/thief)

XP

  • Not yet decided

Treasures

  • 1300 SP, 890 GP, 110 PP

  • Spell scroll (magic user)

  • Spell scroll (cleric)

  • Boots (magical?)

  • Horn (magical?)

  • Gold ring

  • Silver ring

  • Jewelled Bracelet

  • Ruby Ring

  • Various smaller stuff

  • Potions

Summary

  • Sounds at night lead us to a drainage system

    • A series of buckets that went via a tunnel underground to keep the dungeon dry

    • Manned my undead operating a crank

    • Climbed down the tunnel to second layer of dungeon

  • Started to explored and discovered the hatchery

    • Thousands of eggs, that were about to hatch

    • Managed to get out of a stand-off with lizard folk by threatening the eggs

  • Continued and found a huge cave with a boat

    • Expected this to be the cave of the reptile god

    • Used the boat to cross the cave

    • Escaped the indoor spell of the reptile god and swam to the island

    • Started fighting

    • Had to free some of our allies from some form of charm effect that kept them parallelised

    • Others tried to pull a bag over the reptile god, so she couldn’t use that effect again

    • Managed to kill her in the end

  • Found lots of treasure (see list above)

  • Escaped the dungeon

    • Destroyed the dyke and the drainage system to flood the dungeon

    • Returned to Orlein

    • People who had turned now had reverted to normal

    • Everything seems to have worked out fine

 

Session 143 – “I want to believe in a magic bucket”

  Alternative titles “Banana Slug of Salty Doom” “Reptile Pimps” “Make like a bucket” “Equal opportunity doesn’t exclude abuse” ...