Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Session 149 – “The great shovel VS spade debate”

 


The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 966

Treasures

  • Gold

  • Copper bell

  • Copper necklace with gemstones

  • War hammer (magical?)

  • Magic book (divine)

  • Gemstones (rubies, diamonds)

Summary

  • Failed to solve the twelve doors puzzle

    • Opened one after another until we had all the treasure

    • And until another passage opened

  • Followed passage

    • Found room with a sarcophagus and six statues

    • Accidental fireball demolished the room

    • Acid-filled undead came out of sarcophagus

    • Used the slime that had been stored in the statues to destroy the undead

  • Followed a hidden passage under the sarcophagus

    • Found another room with a sarcophagus

    • Killed the undead and found lots of treasure

Tuesday, July 21, 2026

Session 148 – “The maggot-fall”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Puzzles are the banana slugs of D&D”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 384

Treasures

  • Gold and platinum coins

  • Jewels

Summary

  • Continued down corridor

    • Fought a figure who stepped out of a wall painting

    • Attacking the painting on the wall helped defeat the being

  • Found a triangular room

    • With some apparent hidden door and a pedestal

  • Corridor turned back and went further downs

    • Ground turned to sand

    • Found some undead in the sand, too many to kill

    • Crossed the sand via rope

  • Reached another chasm

    • Noticed above our heads the original bridge

    • Another corridor on other side

    • Used ropes to go downwards the chasm to another area below

  • Entered corridor and reached a crystal wall

    • Apparently full of maggots behind it

  • Went up/down the chasm to avoid undead that had come after us

    • Reached other side of chasm

    • Another triangular room

    • A sealed off area (via crystal walls)

    • Apparently filled with acid on the other side (like some undead were leaking)

  • Shattered the original crystal wall via arrow shot from distance

    • Set the flood of maggots on fire

  • Continued the passage

    • Found a room with two statues

    • One of a dwarven man in an aggressive position

    • One of a dwarven woman holding a cornucopia full of treasure, food and other goodies

  • Continued into a room with twelve doors

    • Large carving on ground (depicting the same figure we had seen throughout this dungeon)

      • Some silhouette behind the figure

    • Image on our entry door showed six dwarven woman and five dwarven men

    • Assumed that behind six doors would be treasures and behind five would be combat

    • Door twelve was the one we entered through

    • Found two of the treasure doors, and one of the combat doors

 

Friday, July 17, 2026

Session 147 – “Widdling while walking”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Everyone is Aelorya”

  • “Doad the dude”

  • “The staff of staffiness”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 40

Treasures

  • Magic axe

Summary

  • Solved the door riddle by shining sunlight and moonlight on it

  • Found a corpse on the other side

    • Picked up an axe head that Aelorya attached a handle to (it’s a magic axe)

  • The way split into the “Path of sons” and the “Path of daughters”

    • Of course we obeyed and split by genders

  • Found a pentagonal and a hexagonal room respectively

    • Both had pedestals

    • Nothing of interest, so we moved on

    • Behind us some walls opened up and we were followed

  • Reached an ornate hallway (where both groups met up again)

    • Fought a group of undead dwarves that had followed us

    • Had some weird maggots in them that tried to bury into some peoples skins

 

Friday, July 10, 2026

Session 146 – “Retroactively correctly made stew”

 

Alternative titles

  • “I’m not deeply immersed in Lassie lore”

  • “The session lasagna”

The party

  • Aelorya (elven druid)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 0

Treasures

  • None

Summary

  • Setup a base camp and started to explore the mountains

    • Discovered giant eagles

    • Saw something hunting giant eagles

      • Later revealed to be a great white dragon

    • Encountered a cyclops, scared it away before it could eat our ponies

  • Camped at night

    • Via moonlight and magic light activated the map

    • Folded itself and flew away

    • We chased after it

  • Reached a crest in the mountains

    • Map had landed there and wanted to go down

    • We started to dig

    • Found some rocks with dwarven writing: “Keep away”, “Son”

    • Aelorya talked with an eagle

      • Called “Farseer”

      • Soft agreement not to mess with each other

    • Reached a cavern down

      • Climbed down

      • Crossed a half broken bridge and reached a door

    • The door

      • Three circles with dwarven ruins

      • Middle one: “Breaks but never falls”

      • Lowest one: “Falls but never breaks”

Session 150 – “Boomza! Our new safeword”

  Alternative titles “He was a bimbo, but now he is the bosses husband” “Druid Guevara” The party Aelorya (elven druid) Dan (hum...