Here are some statistics about the game from 2022 to 2025. Most things should be self explanatory, so I won't explain much.
Dernard's Notes
Friday, January 2, 2026
Statistics 2023 - 2025
Sessions played
Tuesday, December 30, 2025
Session 124 – “Vaĺis”
Alternative titles
“Beaveř invasion”
“The leaning rôom”
“Agĝressive leaning”
“Weŕe-corgy”
“Happy ĵudgement music”
The party
Dernard (human magic user)
Eloria (elven druid)
Inesh (human thief)
Nigel (dwarven fighter)
Valis (elven fighter)
XP
0
Treasures
None
Summary
Talked with Philippe
Lady is called Sephora
They were lovers
Has been cursed for “several moons”
Agreed to meet again at the river at noon
Returned to tower and asked around
Philippe arrived a bit more than a month ago
Last seen a few weeks ago
No good information
Nigel and Inesh went snooping
Broke open a door
Inesh fled, but Nigel got caught
Nigel make up a nonsense story
Nigel gets brought before the lady
Dernard tried to help and joined conversation
Saturday, December 20, 2025
Session 123 – “Crispy Frenchmen”
Alternative titles
“They desparatly are doing things with their wants (lewd gesture)”
“Not talking to them is always an option”
“Tons of nudity”
“He is naked and has no boomstick”
The party
Dan (human ranger)
Dernard (human magic user)
Eloria (elven druid)
Frederick II (halfling thief)
Inesh (human thief)
Valis (elven fighter)
XP
0
Treasures
None
Summary
Next morning
Henry and his men head to the capital
Moriamis gives us recipe for time travel potion (she already had a potion ready)
We head towards the tower where the sword of Syler was last seen
Encounter some hunting Frenchmen
Try to talk to them, they attack
Fred uses the anti-demon horn found in the Amber mansion
Doesn’t affect the Frenchmen, but banishes Dasid
Fireball used to get rid of Frenchmen
Dernard loses bonuses gained from Dasid
Anti-demon horn got confiscated
Reach the ruins of the tower
Surrounded my fog
Got in an altercation with some birds of prey
Use time travel potion to travel into the past
Tower is still standing and inhabited
People are preparing a celebration and assume we have been invited
Rest until the midnight festivities
Meet Lady of the mist
She is the cause of the magic fog
Seems they are hiding here from the inquisition
Hear a wolf howl
It’s a werewolf that is stalking these people
We offer to hunt it
Encounter wolf in the woods
Injure it and follow it to a lake
It’s a man again
His name is Philip
Asks us for help
Was cursed by the Lady of the mist
Monday, December 8, 2025
Session 122 – “You seem to have aged … probably”
Alternative titles
“Valis got his Mojo back”
“I apologize for his hastiness”
“I’m the witch now”
The party
Dan (human ranger)
Dernard (human magic user)
Frederick II (halfling thief)
Grimnir (dwarven thief)
Eloria (elven druid)
Nigel (dwarven fighter)
Valis (elven fighter)
Ryan (half-elven thief)
XP
148
Treasures
50 wary gold coins
Summary
Eloria had drawn a card
50 wary cold coins spawned
Distributed amongst various people
Had lunch with Amber family
Richard mentioned we’d need 5 keys
He was against us helping
Searched for grave of Stephen Amber
Found it, but it was empty
Returned to chapel
Found choir loft with statue organ
Found book with music in monk cells
Playing some hidden music opened up secret passage to cellar
Entered cellar
It was this “magic maze” we had seen before
Maybe my maps need to be updated
Encountered a trapped demon, ignored it because it couldn’t harm us
Traversed through the maze and found already known locations
Found room with gate and an amber lion statue
Statue chased us back to the demon
Demon and lion started to fight
We returned to gate and opened it
Passed through the gate
Closed it behind us and Dernard took the keys
Dan proposed to Isadora, she said yes
Found ourselves in a forest
Went to the north and found an inn (lets call it the “Broken Cat” because of it’s sign)
Met King Henry IV
Apparently we ended up in the old country of the Ambers (called Averoin)
They have firearms here
Henry and his army want to head to the capitol in the south (called Perioh)
They had fought and drove the absolutists out
Met an old woman named Moriamis
She claimed to know us from the past (400 years ago)
Time-magic shenanigans again, so probably Dustin is involved
Mentioned we’d need the “ring in the mirror” (probably the one mentioned in Session 119 – “It can be good, or bad, or disco”)
Mentioned a potion we had taught her
Mentioned the sword of Syler
Wednesday, November 26, 2025
Session 121 – “I Dan-splain everything”
Alternative titles
“Oh, sheet”
“You’re testing your combined wits against a brainless thing?”
The party
Dan (human ranger)
Dernard (human magic user)
Frederick II (halfling thief)
Inesh (human thief)
Eloria (elven druid)
Nigel (dwarven fighter)
Ryan (half-elven thief)
XP
388
Treasures
999 GP
300 SP
1 (magic?) staff
Summary
Had buried Kaya in the garden and took her things with us
Encountered a unicorn on the way back to the west wing
Tried to follow it
Got blocked by a bush of eyes
Failed to get past the bush
Next day, returned to slime room in west wing
Managed to get access to chest
Found lots of gold and a “dandelion staff” (Eloria took it)
Went to gargoyle fountain in the gardener
Encountered a giant amoeba in the pool there (Nigel named it Betty)
Distracted the amoeba to get access to the chest in the pool
Found some money and the third key
Ignored the amoeba and headed to east wing
Encountered a dead centaur (plus some giant flies)
Ignored it for the most part
Visited Camille
Told us that Charles (or maybe Luke, or Richard) knew more about the three keys
Nigel pulled a card and lost all money
Eloria pulled a card and … cliffhanger
Wednesday, November 19, 2025
Session 120 – “How shall we loot Kaya?”
Alternative titles
“D&D – Dank Dungeon”
“The snacks are more adventurous than the scenario”
“Schrödingers dad”
“Dan’s dad is dead”
“Can I have a pet treasure?”
“Dernardiner”
“The death of Kaya”
The party
Dan (human ranger)
Dernard (human magic user)
Frederick II (halfling thief)
Inesh (human thief)
Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric) & Eloria (elven druid)
Nigel (dwarven fighter)
Valis (elven fighter)
Ryan (half-elven thief)
XP
0
Treasures
200 GP
Gemstone
Summary
Continued to traverse the cellar
Avoided some of it’s denizens
Found various laboratories
In one of them the doors got shut
Black powder started to seep in from the vents
We well unconscious
Some reported of weird dreams they had
Kaya didn’t awake, she died
Good bye friend
Got reunited with Nigel and encountered Eloria
Found another ones of the keys (this was our second)
Avoided an area which seemed to be a magic maze
Climbed up a ladder and reached the golden altar in the church
Avoided a confrontation with Richard Amber
Sunday, November 9, 2025
Session 119 – “It can be good, or bad, or disco”
Alternative titles
“You’re pimping him out?”
“They put you into that cocoon thing … and then something sexy will happen”
“The woods are alive, with the sound of music”
“She is taking the beaver hostage”
“Who’s a good boy?”
The party
Dan (human ranger)
Dernard (human magic user)
Inesh (human thief)
Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)
Valis (elven fighter)
Ryan (half-elven thief)
Sweeney (halfling fighter/thief)
XP
168
Treasures
Spell page (from Library)
Small cup (from tarot cards)
Twisted stick (from tarot cards)
Magic sword (from green giant)
Summary
Valis let something in, we didn’t notice it
Started to explore the east wing
Found the green room
Had a green giant
Asked us to fight him to pass through the room
Ignored this for now
Returned to the west wing to rest the night
Joined a conversation amongst the Ambers about them hunting a deer in the garden
Learned about Camilla Amber, who can predict the future
Returned to the east wing
Found the library
Had a conversation with Claude Amber
Mentioned the “ring of eyeban” and the “serpent encircled mirror” that might help break the curse
Paid 1000 GP to go through his library
Found a spell page
Found a book about Averion:
Mentioned the ring of eyeban
Luke Ceciard Le …
Perion
Vion Mirror Gaspard
Enchanted sword
Sephera?
Malekai?
Xim?
Lesibu?
Potion
Found Little Ape in the library, bud didn’t interact with him
Found Camilla with her tarot cards
Started to draw cards
Upside down coin (Sweeney)
Effect: Lose all money
But Sweeney had lost all his things, so the card had no effect (see Session 77 – “Shacklekeep Stories”)
Skeleton (Valis)
Effect: Instant death
But Valis still had his silver ring, so he was saved
Additionally, he had been secretly possessed by Catherine Amber earlier, so she got killed/banished instead
Empress (Kaya)
She received a small cup, no idea what it does
Guy wrestling Lion (Dernard)
+4 STR temporarily
Old Guy (Inesh)
She received a twisted and burned stick
Maybe a wand? Not tested yet
Learned from Camilla that we’d need to collect three keys to undo the curse
Already had one
Returned to green giant, and Valis fought him
Found the “brother of the sun”, a servant of Claude
Had a chest of molten gold in his room
Found a secret passage to the cellar
Found a puzzle room with a grid of letters
Crossed via the NEHOG path
Came up in the previous session (“Nehog the gorgeous”)
Ryan +1 CHA
Found a room with four cells
Statistics 2023 - 2025
Here are some statistics about the game from 2022 to 2025. Most things should be self explanatory, so I won't explain much. About the se...
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