Monday, October 20, 2025

Session 117 – “¿¡Yeeees!?”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Snack Termiten”

  • “I put a ring on it”

  • “Spongebob can continue”

  • “This is peek Valis”

  • “Some kind of dwarven feminism”

The party

  • Arnold (human fighter) & Kurton (dwarven fighter)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Frederick II (halfling thief)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • Not yet decided

Treasures

  • None

Summary

  • Emergency rescue of Dernard

    • Some attempts better than others

    • Thanks Kaya & Dan

  • Why Arnold? Why?

  • Explored the mansion further and met more Ambers

    • Richard Amber (lionhead, with golden crown)

    • Charles Amber (mentioned only, somewhere in the library)

    • Aunt Janet (mentioned only)

    • Isabel Amber (usually in garden, met in corridor)

  • Stayed the night in guest quarters

  • Ventured into the garden to search for library

    • Got attacked by trees

    • Crossed a bridge with a long armed monster underneath

    • Found some gargoyle statues with a treasure chest in the center of the garden (ignored for now)

    • Saw some squirrels collecting golden acorns (ignored for now)

    • Met Andre David Amber (goat head)

      • Riding on an elk

      • Accompanied by cat/lion headed riders on wolves

  • Found a door and entered into a larger cross shaped building

Monday, September 29, 2025

Session 116 – “...”

 

Alternative titles

  • “Bob the Bourgeoisie”

  • “Arr-rachnids”

  • “Upseil horizontally”

  • “Valis doesn’t do salad”

  • “I’ve a question to my death”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Frederick (halfling thief)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

XP

  • Not yet decided

Treasures

  • 1010 GP

Summary

  • Started exploring the mansion

  • Found the salon

    • Two “golem” like guards around

    • Met Jean Louie Amberville

    • Mentioned his sister Isabelle

    • Offered us a boxing match and a wager

    • Giant spiders built the ring

    • Valis fought the champion

    • We won 1010 GP

  • Found a room full of cat people

    • We just left

  • Found a room full of spiders

    • Servants of this mansion

  • Found a room full of slime

    • There was a stone treasure chest

    • Couldn’t get access to it

  • Found ghostly dining hall

    • Some places were reserved for us

    • Joined the ghostly dinner

    • Hobgoblin guards served food

    • Yellow whine → Fully heals up

    • Soup → HP bonus

    • Chopped Salad → +1 one attribute, -2 some other attribute

    • Roast beef → Delicious, but no effect

    • Bread → No more food needed OR double food needed

    • Green beans → Delicious, but no effect

    • Mushrooms in wine sauce → +4 to poisons saves OR instant death (bye, bye Frederick)

    • Red wine → Unknown, nobody tried it

    • Strudel → Delicious, but no effect

    • Brandy → Fade and join the ghosts forever (bye, bye Dernard?)

Friday, September 19, 2025

Session 115 – “Do I need a donkey?”

Alternative titles

  • “Smut! Pure smut!”

  • “Foiled by the poverty”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Frederick (halfling thief)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

XP

  • 0

Treasures

  • 0

Summary

  • Met Frederick who wanted to join us

  • Searched the area for traces of Dustin

    • Met a traveller who had seen a tavern keeper perform magic that seemed to be caused by Dustin

  • Headed two days north to another village

    • Talked with the tavern keeper

    • Said he had seen Dustin head to the forest in the east

    • Learned that the mention of the Amberville family is nearby

    • They often hunt in the forest

  • Headed to the mansion

    • Couldn’t find it

    • Found some flagstone

    • Camped nearby

  • Awoke in the middle of the night inside a manor, surrounded by amber fog

Friday, September 12, 2025

Session 114 – “Lurin’ Surin”

 

Alternative titles

  • “Perky Valis”

  • “Aren’t we all a bit dead inside?”

  • “Kinetically encourage the door to open”

The party

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Dominic (human cleric)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

XP

  • 190

Treasures

  • 700 GP

Summary

  • Had made it back to the village tavern

    • Met Dominic who wanted to join our mission

  • Next morning interviewed Surin

    • He knew basically nothing but that we should capture Dustin

  • Returned to the tomb

    • Surin didn’t recognise anything

    • Things had reset here

    • “Armadillo” monsters rust metal when they touch you

    • Kaya and Dominic lost their armour

    • Managed to lure them away with a bunch of metal

    • Went down the stairs and heard a voice “Awaken”

    • Re-encountered the black slime

    • Fireball dealt with it without collapsing the corridor

    • Found a room with lots of gold

    • There was a glyph of an hourglass under the gold

    • Didn’t manage to figure out what it meant

    • Dust motes appeared, so we fled

    • Had Dustin returned? Why?

 

Friday, September 5, 2025

Session 113 – “Dustin”

 


Alternative titles

  • “The night of the living poo”

  • “Dernard the destroyer”

  • “Don’t defile the corpse now”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 22

Treasures

  • Surins ring

Summary

  • Opened coffin

    • The whole floor gave in

    • Nothing of value was here

  • Continued down the stairs

    • Encountered a black slime monster

    • It split apart when attacked

    • Seems to have been fed by the armadillo monsters we sent down the stairs

    • Fireball became necessary

    • Collapsed the staircase

    • Dasid could get through the collapsed area, but it was too narrow for us

  • Discovered that the fourth statue could boost your wisdom if touched

    • Not sure if something bad could have happened

  • Somehow the tomb had reset

    • Floor in the coffin room was back

    • Armadillos were back

  • Discovered a swirling mass of dust (we called it Dustin)

    • Lead us towards a secret passage in the coffin room

    • Lead to a hidden room with a casket

    • Dust became aggressive

    • We distracted Dustin

    • Ryan threw the casket down into the pit

    • Found a broken ring and a corpse

  • Took the corpse back to the statues room to revive it with the second statue

    • Surin got revived

    • Told us about the elemental of time (apparently that’s Dustin)

    • Dustin escaped the tomb

    • We left the tomb to find a place to rest and plan our next steps

 

Friday, August 29, 2025

Session 112 – “Dernard the White”

Map of the Tomb of Surin



Alternative titles

  • “The poking is leading nowhere”

  • “T-15 minutes until fireball”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • 50

Treasures

  • 500 SP

  • 100 GP

Summary

  • Met Inesh who had come to the tomb for some reason

  • Threw coal from brazier into water

    • Water turned to normal water and we could pass

    • Took the hourglass with us

    • Left a rope behind to climb up

  • Found a room with four statues

    • 1. A young boy

    • 2. An adult man holing a book

    • 3. An old man holding a staff

    • 4. A very old man holding a cane

  • Found a cave with some dangerous ledges

    • Made it to the other side

    • There were three doors

    • Of course we managed to open the trapped door first

    • It was a wind trap that would have blown us down into the cave

    • Found a golem workshop behind one of the doors

    • Found a sarcophagus with a golem behind the next door

    • Defeated the golem and got some treasure

  • Returned to the statues room

    • Nothing important happened and we found a secret door

    • There were some strange armadillo like creatures in the corridor behind

    • They approached, but fled from our torchlight

  • Found a room with a coffin in side

    • Session ended before we could open the coffin


Sunday, August 24, 2025

Session 111 – “Valis of the two swords … and the bleeding nose”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • Not yet handed out

Treasures

  • None

Summary

  • Returned with Travis to the palace

    • Moss was growing on him

    • Handed him over to the court wizard

  • Joined the princess in an audience

    • Learned about an issue in the village of head-woman Larna

    • Things seemed to age backwards

  • Followed Larna to village Redfill

    • Stayed at the “Singing Serpent” tavern

    • Searched for cause of reverse ageing

    • Learned about the tomb of a sage

  • Searched for the tomb

    • Found a marble dome with some columns on a hill

    • Roots had damaged the dome in areas, presumable breaking a seal that caused the reverse ageing

    • Near the dome was night, even during the day

    • Inscription on a pillar: “Here lies Surin of the order of the disciples of the bygone sage”

    • Entered the dome

    • Found an hourglass that moved backwards

    • Turning the hourglass had no visible effect

    • Somehow got rid of a magical barrier

    • Fought some animated statues near to a fake door

    • Tried to get past a water elemental guarding a passage further down


Session 117 – “¿¡Yeeees!?”

  Alternative titles “Snack Termiten” “I put a ring on it” “Spongebob can continue” “This is peek Valis” “Some kind of dwarven f...