Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Session 120 – “How shall we loot Kaya?”

 


Alternative titles

  • “D&D – Dank Dungeon”

  • “The snacks are more adventurous than the scenario”

  • “Schrödingers dad”

  • “Dan’s dad is dead”

  • “Can I have a pet treasure?”

  • “Dernardiner”

  • “The death of Kaya”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Frederick II (halfling thief)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric) & Eloria (elven ?)

  • Nigel (dwarven fighter)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • Not yet decided

Treasures

  • 200 GP

  • Gemstone

Summary

  • Continued to traverse the cellar

  • Avoided some of it’s denizens

  • Found various laboratories

    • In one of them the doors got shut

    • Black powder started to seep in from the vents

    • We well unconscious

    • Some reported of weird dreams they had

    • Kaya didn’t awake, she died

    • Good bye friend

  • Got reunited with Nigel and encountered Eloria

  • Found another ones of the keys (this was our second)

  • Avoided an area which seemed to be a magic maze

  • Climbed up a ladder and reached the golden altar in the church

  • Avoided a confrontation with Richard Amber

Sunday, November 9, 2025

Session 119 – “It can be good, or bad, or disco”

 


Alternative titles

  • “You’re pimping him out?”

  • “They put you into that cocoon thing … and then something sexy will happen”

  • “The woods are alive, with the sound of music”

  • “She is taking the beaver hostage”

  • “Who’s a good boy?”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

  • Sweeney (halfling fighter/thief)

XP

  • Not yet decided

Treasures

  • Spell page (from Library)

  • Small cup (from tarot cards)

  • Twisted stick (from tarot cards)

  • Magic sword (from green giant)

Summary

  • Valis let something in, we didn’t notice it

  • Started to explore the east wing

  • Found the green room

    • Had a green giant

    • Asked us to fight him to pass through the room

    • Ignored this for now

  • Returned to the west wing to rest the night

    • Joined a conversation amongst the Ambers about them hunting a deer in the garden

    • Learned about Camilla Amber, who can predict the future

  • Returned to the east wing

  • Found the library

    • Had a conversation with Claude Amber

    • Mentioned the “ring of eyeban” and the “serpent encircled mirror” that might help break the curse

    • Paid 1000 GP to go through his library

    • Found a spell page

    • Found a book about Averion:

      • Mentioned the ring of eyeban

      • Luke Ceciard Le …

      • Perion

      • Vion Mirror Gaspard

      • Enchanted sword

      • Sephera?

      • Malekai?

      • Xim?

      • Lesibu?

      • Potion

  • Found Little Ape in the library, bud didn’t interact with him

  • Found Camilla with her tarot cards

    • Started to draw cards

    • Upside down coin (Sweeney)

    • Skeleton (Valis)

      • Effect: Instant death

      • But Valis still had his silver ring, so he was saved

      • Additionally, he had been secretly possessed by Catherine Amber earlier, so she got killed/banished instead

    • Empress (Kaya)

      • She received a small cup, no idea what it does

    • Guy wrestling Lion (Dernard)

      • +4 STR temporarily

    • Old Guy (Inesh)

      • She received a twisted and burned stick

      • Maybe a wand? Not tested yet

    • Learned from Camilla that we’d need to collect three keys to undo the curse

    • Already had one

  • Returned to green giant, and Valis fought him

  • Found the “brother of the sun”, a servant of Claude

    • Had a chest of molten gold in his room

  • Found a secret passage to the cellar

  • Found a puzzle room with a grid of letters

    • Crossed via the NEHOG path

    • Came up in the previous session (“Nehog the gorgeous”)

    • Ryan +1 CHA

  • Found a room with four cells

 

Tuesday, November 4, 2025

Session 118 – “It’s a soap opera”

 


Alternative titles

  • “[REDACTED]”

  • “This is also not a chapter title”

  • “Everything is plastic now”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Frederick II (halfling thief)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

  • Sweeney (halfling fighter/thief)

XP

  • Not yet decided

Treasures

  • Ring (from Charles Amber)

  • Golden Plate Armor (from Simon Amber)

  • Sword and shield (from Madeline Amber)

  • Snake staff (from Simon Amber)

Summary

  • Started to explore the church

    • One statue became alive and chased us

  • Escaped from it and found Charles Amber in his library

    • He was mad and worried about his sister Madeline

    • Madeline came and killed him (we failed to prevent this)

    • We’re basically on good terms with her though

    • Dan seems to have gotten employed by her now

  • Met Simon Amber

    • He got aged by Dustin

    • He tried to make himself younger by harming Sweeney

    • We fought and disposed of him

  • Looked through Charles library

    • Read some books about a place called “Avaroin”

    • Capital “Vione”

    • People: “Nehog the gorgeous”, “Heisa the unseeing”

    • Not sure if anything of this is relevant

  • Tried to explore the church further

    • Encountered a small army of undead

    • We fled because we were out of magic and healing

    • Lured the undead to the bridge in the garden and had the troll eat them

  • Met Isadora Amber

    • I think Dan is now engaged to her

    • She led us through the forest to a bleeding archway

    • We went through the archway, seemingly to no ill effect

  • Isadora led us to the throne room where her parents were

    • They were skeletons

    • Surprisingly they didn’t attack us

    • They were just skeletons

    • Found some hidden gems in one of the thrones

    • Returned them to Isadora

  • A bunch of Ambers we heard from (and some met):

    • Charles Amber (found in library, dead now)

    • Madeline Amber (met in library, killed Charles)

    • Simon Amber (met in altar room next to library, killed by us)

    • Henry Amber (father of Isadora, was crowned)

    • Steven Amber (was killed by somebody)

    • Katherine Amber (wife of Steven)

    • Helen Amber (mother of Isadora)

    • Claude Amber (forgot who this is)

    • “Little Ape” (not actually an Amber, and might not be trustworthy)

  • Heard a voice calling to us: “Let me in”

    • Valis did so

 

Monday, October 20, 2025

Session 117 – “¿¡Yeeees!?”

 


Alternative titles

  • “Snack Termiten”

  • “I put a ring on it”

  • “Spongebob can continue”

  • “This is peek Valis”

  • “Some kind of dwarven feminism”

The party

  • Arnold (human fighter) & Kurton (dwarven fighter)

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Frederick II (halfling thief)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

  • Ryan (half-elven thief)

XP

  • Not yet decided

Treasures

  • None

Summary

  • Emergency rescue of Dernard

    • Some attempts better than others

    • Thanks Kaya & Dan

  • Why Arnold? Why?

  • Explored the mansion further and met more Ambers

    • Richard Amber (lionhead, with golden crown)

    • Charles Amber (mentioned only, somewhere in the library)

    • Aunt Janet (mentioned only)

    • Isabel Amber (usually in garden, met in corridor)

  • Stayed the night in guest quarters

  • Ventured into the garden to search for library

    • Got attacked by trees

    • Crossed a bridge with a long armed monster underneath

    • Found some gargoyle statues with a treasure chest in the center of the garden (ignored for now)

    • Saw some squirrels collecting golden acorns (ignored for now)

    • Met Andre David Amber (goat head)

      • Riding on an elk

      • Accompanied by cat/lion headed riders on wolves

  • Found a door and entered into a larger cross shaped building

Monday, September 29, 2025

Session 116 – “...”

 

Alternative titles

  • “Bob the Bourgeoisie”

  • “Arr-rachnids”

  • “Upseil horizontally”

  • “Valis doesn’t do salad”

  • “I’ve a question to my death”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Frederick (halfling thief)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

XP

  • Not yet decided

Treasures

  • 1010 GP

Summary

  • Started exploring the mansion

  • Found the salon

    • Two “golem” like guards around

    • Met Jean Louie Amberville

    • Mentioned his sister Isabelle

    • Offered us a boxing match and a wager

    • Giant spiders built the ring

    • Valis fought the champion

    • We won 1010 GP

  • Found a room full of cat people

    • We just left

  • Found a room full of spiders

    • Servants of this mansion

  • Found a room full of slime

    • There was a stone treasure chest

    • Couldn’t get access to it

  • Found ghostly dining hall

    • Some places were reserved for us

    • Joined the ghostly dinner

    • Hobgoblin guards served food

    • Yellow whine → Fully heals up

    • Soup → HP bonus

    • Chopped Salad → +1 one attribute, -2 some other attribute

    • Roast beef → Delicious, but no effect

    • Bread → No more food needed OR double food needed

    • Green beans → Delicious, but no effect

    • Mushrooms in wine sauce → +4 to poisons saves OR instant death (bye, bye Frederick)

    • Red wine → Unknown, nobody tried it

    • Strudel → Delicious, but no effect

    • Brandy → Fade and join the ghosts forever (bye, bye Dernard?)

Friday, September 19, 2025

Session 115 – “Do I need a donkey?”

Alternative titles

  • “Smut! Pure smut!”

  • “Foiled by the poverty”

The party

  • Dan (human ranger)

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Frederick (halfling thief)

  • Grimnir (dwarven thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

XP

  • 0

Treasures

  • 0

Summary

  • Met Frederick who wanted to join us

  • Searched the area for traces of Dustin

    • Met a traveller who had seen a tavern keeper perform magic that seemed to be caused by Dustin

  • Headed two days north to another village

    • Talked with the tavern keeper

    • Said he had seen Dustin head to the forest in the east

    • Learned that the mention of the Amberville family is nearby

    • They often hunt in the forest

  • Headed to the mansion

    • Couldn’t find it

    • Found some flagstone

    • Camped nearby

  • Awoke in the middle of the night inside a manor, surrounded by amber fog

Friday, September 12, 2025

Session 114 – “Lurin’ Surin”

 

Alternative titles

  • “Perky Valis”

  • “Aren’t we all a bit dead inside?”

  • “Kinetically encourage the door to open”

The party

  • Dernard (human magic user)

  • Dominic (human cleric)

  • Inesh (human thief)

  • Kaya (dwarven fighter/cleric)

  • Valis (elven fighter)

XP

  • 190

Treasures

  • 700 GP

Summary

  • Had made it back to the village tavern

    • Met Dominic who wanted to join our mission

  • Next morning interviewed Surin

    • He knew basically nothing but that we should capture Dustin

  • Returned to the tomb

    • Surin didn’t recognise anything

    • Things had reset here

    • “Armadillo” monsters rust metal when they touch you

    • Kaya and Dominic lost their armour

    • Managed to lure them away with a bunch of metal

    • Went down the stairs and heard a voice “Awaken”

    • Re-encountered the black slime

    • Fireball dealt with it without collapsing the corridor

    • Found a room with lots of gold

    • There was a glyph of an hourglass under the gold

    • Didn’t manage to figure out what it meant

    • Dust motes appeared, so we fled

    • Had Dustin returned? Why?

 

Session 120 – “How shall we loot Kaya?”

  Alternative titles “D&D – Dank Dungeon” “The snacks are more adventurous than the scenario” “Schrödingers dad” “Dan’s dad is...